1D as french fries 

exoticgoats:

Harry: curly fries

Louis: those extra crispy little fry nubs

Liam: a soggy, unseasoned fry

Zayn: Red Robin’s bottomless steak fries

Niall: a tater tot

olivegarden:

sunharry:

This is the new “I’m not gay but…”

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

you-get-a-metaphor:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”


[trumpet solo]

you-get-a-metaphor:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

[trumpet solo]

kobetyrant:

thecasuallyaddicted:

poppypicklesticks:

blackbabesupremacy:

the-goddamazon:

kobetyrant:

so being a pedophile is the new wave?

Report these nasty broads, yo.

Shit like this normalizes pedophilia. Report all of them. 

Can you imagine how tumblr would react if it was a bunch of dudes talking about a girl 

This is a disgusting display of paedophilia. Not to mention, the hypocrisy in it is simply outrageous. If the genders had been reversed, women would have exploded (rightly so, but they can’t get angry when it’s about a girl and laugh it off when it’s about a boy).

- Freddie

it’s really annoying how people are using this post as a “in your face!” to woman. why are you guys acting like this didn’t blow up within seconds after posting it? why are you guys acting like most of the people that reported these girls weren’t woman? most of the fucking notes are from woman. So tell me where you see “hypocrisy” because 99% of the people who make these kind of jokes are men and I hardly ever see an outrage about it.

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

themoonphase:

what is this and how do i achieve it

louibi:

me when i see new pictures of louis:

image

x

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

harryxmen:

At Radio 1’s Big Weekend 2014

kattomatic:

ericjudysbeard:

Working at LUSH: the saga

I have had men some into a store I used to work at asking if “this hairspray will work on men” and when I said yes they said “but it’s purple”